Last Action Hero

Some Narrator: Welcome to first in a series of interviews of "So you think you are cool". Here is your host Otm Shank, and I’m some guy they hired. Otm Shank started his TV career as a joke on the hit TV show "The Simpsons". After his short-lived success(5 minutes), he was addicted to his new life as a "STAR". Let us see what he accomplished after his days on the simpsons . Here is my interview with him which was shot last month.

SN: So Otm how have you been holding up these days.

OS: Not so good, after the simpsons, my life got worse by the day. 5 divorces in 10 months, Community service, appearing on the Conan O'Brien show, that was the worst of all.

SN: What have you been up to after the simpsons.

OS: Well, TV is a lot like Arsenal FC scoring a goal. Short-lived success .

SN: You still haven’t answered my question Otm.

OS: Well, i won an emmy for outstanding supporting actor for my role as otm shank. Then i gave up the award to pay for my divorce with my third wife.

SN: Here have mine; anyone can get an emmy these days. Now could you please get back to answering my question?

OS: Then my life took a plunge, no TV show wanted me, not even FRIENDS! So I tried ways and means to appear on TV. I went to a cricket match dressed up as a crazy person, so the camera man would shift his focus on to me, I was a sensation again, and then came those cheerleaders DAMN THEM!



Then i stooped to the lowest possible level in the history of the TV buisness. I went from a recurring character on the Simpsons to appearing on the lamest possible show on cable TV, "ROADIES", oh it was Agony.



SOB SOB.. This interview is over (beats up camera man)

FIN

SN: Here is Otm Shank folks, hoping to get back into the TV business by hosting the least viewed TV show ever.

OS: India has produced many great action movie's.... NOT!!

OS: But India has produced great actors. Our guest today is a "superstar" who has defied all laws of physics. He can even change time space continuum, if he has any idea what it is. His movies make Lord of the rings look like a true story. I sometimes wonder why Adidas picks Tendulkar rather than him for their brand ambassador, because for this guy "Impossible Is Nothing". I finally seem to have run of more adjectives to describe this bullet stopping heart surgeon, who single handedly brought down the political system of India and abolished corruption in his movies. Here is Tamil actor Vijaykanth. While Vijaykanth lugs his burly and yet extremely flexible body to the stage, here are some of his works that has made him the star he is.


Vijaykanth Vs Bullet



Vijaykanth Vs Electricity



Otm Shank: Is there anything this man can’t fight. Here is Vijaykanth in a once in a life.... What! he is not here yet? How long can a man take to cover 20 meters? Let’s play some more related videos, hopefully he will get here by then.

"FEW MORE ABUSES LATER"

Otm Shank: Finally, folks we have Vijaykanth, was it worth the wait. This interviewer definitly dos’nt thinks so.
So Mr Vijaykanth what are you up to these days?

Vijaykanth: I am shooting a new movie.

OS: What is this movie about?

VJK : I am a bullet stopping heart surgeon, who brings down the political system of India single handed and also abolish corruption in the process. That is the gist of it Otm.

OS: So what is new about this movie?

VJK: Its basically the same story except we changed the hero's name from surya to captain surya, genius isn’t it?, also this time our "tuppaki" can carry 7 rounds instead of six and I can take 8 rounds to my chest rather than 7, so the running time invariably increases to 5hrs 30 mins from just 5 hours.

OS: But I have never ever seen you reload your gun.

VJK: There are many reasons for that.
1) I use only knives and other weapons invented in the stone age
2) I’m always shot at, I never shoot
3) I’m going to let you in on this little secret, any gun you seen in my holster is fake

OS: Same old man same old crap.
Do you have any other ideas planned for the future, like politics for instance?

VJK: Politics! that is a brilliant idea. I have all the characteristics, keeping false promises, a nice burly body and finally i have a use for the white shirt i am wearing. "To the VMobile" humming (tananana tananana VIJAY. Tananana tananana VIJAY) Vijay exits stage.

disclaimer The VMobile is not a copied from the bat moblie as it has a holster instead of a cup holder.
Airbags not included.

OS: What an abrupt ending to such a pointless show.

OS: I'll be sigining off now, dont forget to see our next episode starring Ben Affleck telling us about his new movie "How Gay is my hairdo"

SN: If you liked otm shank's worthless one dimensional role. SMS OTM to 742742